ayyyy
suck my ass
Reblogged from officialwhitegirls, Posted by stigmartyr762.
silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

image

Reblogged from guy, Posted by niknak79.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Why didn’t you go to school today..

Me:

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Reblogged from officialwhitegirls, Posted by moonemojii.
officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by pemsylvania.

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks)

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by ruinedchildhood.